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    Симулятор Козла / Goat Simulator (2014) PC скачать через торрент бесплатно

    Опубликовал: Админ | Дата: 27-02-2015, 11:10 | Просмотров: 490

    Дата выхода: 2014
    Жанр игры: Инди, Шедевр, Симулятор, 11/10, GOATY
    Разработчик игры / Издательство: Coffee Stain Studios
    Игровая платформа: PC

    Версия релиза: 1.1.28847

    Тип релиза: Пиратка
    Интерфейс: Английский (перевод не требуется)
    Наличие таблетки: Вшита (3DM SteamEmu)

    Требования для системы:
    ОС: Windows XP / Vista / 7 / 8
    Процессор: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
    Оперативная память: 4 Gb
    Видеокарта: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
    Жёсткий диск: 1.5 Gb свободного места
    Звуковая карта: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

    Сюжет игры:
    Goat Simulator — это безумный симулятор об эксцентричном козле, который вытворяет все, что ему заблагорассудится. EPIC WIN! GOTY!

    Доп. информация:
    Разработчики предупреждают, что Goat Simulator — это очень маленькая, глючная и глупая игра, которая была сделана на коленке буквально за пару недель. И в этих словах, сдается нам, нет ни капли субъективности: все-таки симулятор козла (да еще и единственный в своем роде), в котором шкодливое животное носится по округе и вытворяет откровенные глупости, по определению не может претендовать на серьезность.

    Сама студия Coffee Stain Studios относится к своему новому творению с изрядной долей иронии. Дабы подчеркнуть абсурдность проекта, релиз назначили на 1 апреля. Девелоперы призывают общественность не ждать от Goat Simulator масштабов GTA с козами и отнестись к ней как к забавной первоапрельской безделушке за 10 долларов.

    ver 1.1.28847

    • Added local splitscreen multiplayer
    • Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section
    • The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
    • Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.
    • Added more goats
    • Isn’t this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056
    • Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.
    • Added more powers
    • Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
    • Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
    • Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
    • Added tons of achievements
    • You can now run along walls
    • You can now run up walls
    • Stand by for Goatfall
    • Changed batteries in our fire alarm
    • The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
    • The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
    • The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
    • Enjoyed flappy goat
    • You can now buy hats for money
    • This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
    • Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
    • Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
    • Added VR support
    • Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
    • Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
    • Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.
    • Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
    • Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
    • Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
    • Just kidding.
    • Removed VR support
    • Ultra-realistic water simulation
    • Fire alarm still beeping
    • You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.
    • Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
    • Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
    • We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
    • Updated patch notes.
    • Added a lot of new sound effects.
    • Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
    • There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.
    • Honored Notch
    • Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
    • Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?
    • Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
    • Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down
    • Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
    • New patch?
    • Patch released today does anyone know what it does
    • Where are the patch notes
    • Fire alarm still beeping
    • Why is the patch so big?
    • Lazy devs.
    • If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
    • Is this game worth it? Should I buy?
    • Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks
    • I don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___
    • Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish
    • Plz come back
    • Actually optimized the game a bit
    • What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?
    • I hate water
    • Played a whole lot of Wildstar
    • Volvo pls fix ___.
    • Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
    • Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.
    • Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
    • Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.
    • We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.
    • Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
    • Killed PC gaming
    • How long will the patch notes be?
    • Changed batteries in the other fire alarm
    • Increased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.
    • Ride a bike with a human on your back. Not like this dude: http://youtu.be/B7-6nXGflec
    • You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!

    ver 1.1.28605

    • Public beta build with the new map

    ver 1.0.28282

    • Just a minor fix for stability ;)

    ver 1.0.28141

    • Fixed some broken stuff on the workshop.
    • Mods that crashed have to be recooked to work in 32-bit.
    • Fixed the Flappy Goat hitbox.
    • Reduced Simulation Realism by 10%. got too real
    • Added Profanity filter. We didn;t expect so many Kids to play it ;D
    • The profanity filter is off by default.
    • Optimized a bit more and added some optimization options.
    • Recook the mods that crashed and they will to work in 32-bit!
    • Reverted the Flappy Goat hitbox to its previous state.
    • Fixed the mana regeneration issue with Arcane specced Spellblades.

    ver 1.0.28026

    • Added more goats.
    • Added more goatiness to the map.
    • Added and fixed achievements.
    • Increased the simulation realism by 25%.
    • Goat tongue realism increased by an additional 25%.
    • NPCs are now fully self aware and often ponder the meaning of life.
    • Added and removed profanity filter.
    • Flappy Goat hitbox unchanged.
    • Probably added some bugs.
    • Probably broke some workshop items.
    • Sheep are not goats.
    • Made a GUI in visual basic to track the assailants ip address.

    ver 1.0.27849 Hotfix

    • General optimization
    • Various bugfixes

    ver 1.0.27849

    • Initial release


    Goat Simulator Pre-Order Trailer

    Goat Simulator Official Launch Trailer

    Goat Simulator Goat Parkour demonstration coming in patch 1.1

    Goat Simulator 1.1 patch early footage BICYCLE

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